Travel Quotes


When traveling around you see and hear a lot that is worth remembering. On this page I will collect some funny quotes...

"The traffic comes from the right, the left, the front, the back and even from above (if the Cambodians find a way to defy gravity!)"
- Very good explanation of the traffic in Phnom Penh, Cambodia. Loosely quoted from Farrang Magazine.

"He is from Australia, country with too many kangaroos!!"
"He is from Austria, next to Germany!!"
- Informative geographical information from our floating bar bartender at the Mama Hahn boat trip.

"Very great party, very awful wine!!"
- True, true! Floating bar bartender at the Mama Hahn boat trip.

"The funny guides will make you crazy (No fun, no back)."
- Que? About the one day boat trip. Tourist leaflet from TM Brothers.

"...begin a peaceful trip a long Cai river in a "Vietnam Titanic".
- Is this supposed to be a good thing? About the one day river tour. Tourist leaflet from TM Brothers.

 

"She has a nice count!"

- Yeah, I bet! From the Mud Cave guide. Easy to misinterpret explanation about her friends counting abilities!

"The capital of Norway is Denmark"

- A Oz geography lesson. Australian dude on a Brisbane party.

 

"Please do not forget switch off all electric in your room before leaving. Any damage at all, the guest will be fine."

- That is great! Sign in the room at Sawasdee Guesthouse.